What Is Prison Boot Camp Like..? (Prison Story)

45 thoughts on “What Is Prison Boot Camp Like..? (Prison Story)”

1. 2019 almost 2020 anybody

2. The only thing to say to a cop are 4 magic words… I WANT A LAWYER.

3. I did Prison B Camp at 45 years of age. Not an age limit on Stupidity. Graduated by the Skin of my Teeth

4. Ma’am, do you know why we stopped you? Look around, look at police puzzled. Ma’am,
   Step out. Quietly get out. Ma’am, you have anything in your possession that we need to be aware of? Looks at cop, puzzled. Ma’am, you speak English? Look puzzled. Ma’am?
   Puzzled. Okay, ma’am. Have a good evening.
   And that’s how I got out of some serious shi+

5. “Are you proud of me now, Ma? Am I making you proud, Ma??”

6. American sayings lmao its called Acronyms.

7. I want you to know this I woke up at 2@m watched this video just wondering where's Dave been starred watching videos and i going through or went through alot of the same shit this video alone made me think next thing u kno I took a sub instead of getting high next thing you kno I gota job and apartment you never kno Wat will make you think you thinks it sumtin major some time it's lil shit well I'm doing OK now just wanted to say you made this grown man think appreciate it bro

8. Wish you still had time to share awesome stories like this, Dave.

9. I'm dying… Seems like a good idea, trade standing up at boot camp for having runny butt 😂😂😂😂

10. Go Dave an all the APSan the Army. Luv from Detroit💝💝💝💝

11. Lol you did Jimson weed Savage.

12. lol dave is so like me lmfao

13. It’s Dave the MKIA!!!! Don’t worry Dave, my mom calls me the same thing.

14. My mother had to go to a NY prison “boot camp”! She came out saying yessir and yes ma’am to her drug dealers… didn’t help her at all, and she is still using, stealing and neglecting!

15. Oh my god I shouldn't be laughing this hard!! But the hallucination experience had me rolling!! Got my mind off this coronavirus for just a bit. Thank you!

16. The cop's got me sooo many times…
    I trusted them, again n again n again…
    Me, dumbass… why god why?

17. Very army like. I can relate to alot of this

18. Who is this guy

19. Start doing your own show bub! I’ll subscribe day 1! If ya haven’t already

20. I think we was in boot camp together in 1998 South Hampton boot camp

21. “Maybe the reason why my life was the way it was, was so that I could help other people.”

    AMENAMENAMENAMEN (I miss Dave)

22. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever watched ong

23. lol this story is funny

24. I was at tolsen bootcamp in jessup md. They definitely try to cause you permsnent injuries. Then, about 15 minutes before u r about to be released, they make u sign something saying that you are fine. If you dont sign, you dont get released. Messed up shiz.

25. Dave needs to do more videos

26. We slung blade lol🤣 a scythe I geuss is what u mean. It’s funny how u tell it though

27. I kinda thought Dave was a chump.. This video completely changed that.

28. "My hearing stopped" is the best line of this vid haha

29. What if the CO told yall that knowing that yall would try something with the seeds?

30. Awesome! I wrote to a guy who did Bootcamp in Georgia in 1997 n as a result he left his life as a career burglar and is still a free man today!! ☆☆☆

31. It’s amazing to have a mind that figures out how to self-induce diarrhea just to get to sit down! 😂😂😂😂

32. This is so hilarious!!!! Love it!

33. Where is Joe

34. anyone else getting AVGN vibes from Dave?

35. Lol game me parris island flash backs, at least you didn't pass out and get the silver bullet

36. Also nothing you can say to help yourself

37. Da elephant!!!

38. Lol sounds like Marine Corp basic Training.

    You got IT'd. Be thankful they didn't punish the team on your behalf. Nothing is worse the having the rest of your platoon hating you for being punished for something you have done lol

39. The introduction to datura/gypsum weed 14:57

40. Great story, sounds like my basic training in Fort Benning Georgia back in 1990

41. guard: if you cooperate, i’ll put in a good word in with the judge for you…

    me: he probably will…. and that word is “guilty”… 🙃

42. You pretty much just described basic training as far as how they treat you and physical training.

    Basic training meaning military basic training

43. Bro, the helicopter noises/muted yelling part was freaking hilarious. Dave is the best storyteller

44. This dudes voice sounds EXACTLY like Ralphie May. Its crazy. Ļook it up it's soooo on point.

45. Datura Innoxia – aka Jimsom Weed is a deliriant because of tropine alkoloids…tropine as in atropine as in epinephrine as in adrenaline the shit they inject into you to restart your heart it can also stop it.

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